Nappy days
Will Johnston revels in life with a newborn, and all its smelly surprises.
Will Johnston revels in life with a newborn, and all its smelly surprises.
My life has changed in the most glorious and fulfilling way. I feel like Iāve just been given the quiet word by the universe that this is actually the point of life: To create and love new life. Only took almost 40 years to get it.
Since Goldie was āwhipped out the sunroofā in late October, I canāt think of a better feeling than reclining on the couch, my baby daughter on my chest swaddled like an oversized Christmas bauble, freshly nappy-changed, perfectly asleep with the rain outside for extra cosiness, breathing in the smell of her little newborn head. Delicious!
But it seems there are a few things new parents need to find out the hard wayā¦
Weāve all heard of the poo explosion, āpoonamiā, āapoocalypseā, a serious āshituationā. You know, the one where it goes through all the clothes and up the back. But we didnāt realise what would happen when that hilariously small, pink baby bottom is unsheathed and turns into a poo-shooter, a bum-gun if you will. Juuuuuuust when you think sheās strained for 10 minutes, she lets a huge one out in the nappy and immediately passes out with the effort⦠You gingerly remove the nappy, assess the damage, run a solid clean-up crew. Then and only then does she throw the final wave of bum-grenades out of the trench, over the waiting nappy, and on to the wall, the mirror, the carpet, the blinds and your hands.
We were also not informed that newborns are weirdly loud sleepers. The groans, the strains, the noise that resembles a cat in the distance, the creepy little laugh from beside the bed at 3.30am.
What Iāve come to learn over the last few weeks of being a dad is that my baby is SO lucky to have been born in Tauranga, where we have amazing midwives and medical facilities. Iāve learned that a baby smile is sometimes a smile, and sometimes the precursor to a sniper-like poo. Iām thankful sheās a girl, otherwise I wouldāve totally had baby pee in my face multiple times. Iāve learned that my wife is the bravest person I know, has a pain threshold higher than I could ever imagine, and possesses a natural ability to know just what to do with our Goldie girl at any point. Iāve learned I need more storage on my iCloud for the seven pics I take of every one of her facial expressions. Finally, Iāve learned that if you ever brag to your partner that you managed to get the screaming baby to settle, then she will immediately wake up, vomit on your shirt just before you leave the house for a meeting youāre already late for, and throw in a poonami for good measure.
Amazing Grace
Packed with extra bonus features, this built-for-the-builder home combines exceptional design with quality construction.
Packed with extra bonus features, this built-for-the-builder home combines exceptional design with quality construction.
Words Jo Ferris
Itās often been said that a builder knows best what makes a home function and flow. It also helps if that builder owns their own company. Originally building this home for themselves, a change of plans means good fortune for the next owner. This is an exceptional example of design, quality and finish ā combined with features and extras not normally offered in a home, let alone a brand new one.
Grace Road is one of Taurangaās most sought-after areas within the Avenuesā precinct, and among the most tightly held. For good reason. Its proximity to the city, recreation and water cements its value. Sitting off the streetfront, this home nestles in relative seclusion, with scenery for company and the pleasure of being brand new.
Views gaze east over Waimapu Estuary ā idyllic by day, but gorgeous at night. Two levels ensure the views from upstairs are picture-perfect, thanks to smart design, extensive glazing, wraparound balconies and seamless connection with the scenery stretching out in front. Punctuated only by trees, the leafy ambience ensures nature is preserved.
Construction blends strength with beauty ā concrete, vertical Abodo weatherboard and Alpine stone schist. Itās an edgy, earthy look ā this notion repeated inside with a dĆ©cor that showcases an innate understanding of tone, texture and style.
Four bedrooms, three stunning bathrooms and a powder room spread over both levels ā together with three separate living areas that change moods from one to the other. Each zone gives privacy for different occasions, while defining their purpose. Either snuggled around the gas fire watching a movie, entertaining with company in the family hub or toasting the cityās evening lights outside around the schist-clad fire, this home excels. The outdoor lounge is also an extension for the master suite ā making it the perfect ending to a day as lights twinkle in front.
Good design is accompanied by exquisite taste in fittings throughout this home. The kitchen and scullery showcase detailed styling. Bathrooms are all personalised to reflect their individual purpose, and careful selection of lighting also reflects a clear understanding of how lighting can truly enhance a space.
Recessed ceilings in key places become light features at night that complement the mood. Upstairs or down, this home connects with its setting ā function and flow sit at its heart. Underpinning all that is the quality construction and assurance that this builder didnāt cut any corners. It was built for themselves after all.
154A Grace Road, Avenues
Paws for thought
With four thriving clinics in the Bay (and a fifth opening soon), the professionals at Tauranga Veterinary Services treat all four-legged friends with compassion and care.
With four thriving clinics in the Bay (and a fifth opening soon), the professionals at Tauranga Veterinary Services treat all four-legged friends with compassion and care.
Words Catherine Sylvester | Photos Salina Galvan
Listening to David McDonnell describe retired farmers bringing their trusty work dogs into clinic for their final goodbyes, you get the sense that itās more than just ābusiness as usualā for this veterinarian. As managing director and owner of Tauranga Veterinary Services, David cares deeply for not only the animals
that pass through the doors of his five clinics, but also the people accompanying them.
A sincere desire to provide animals and their owners with excellent care, delivered by a veterinary team who are empathetic, knowledgeable, and professional is what led David and his wife Michelle to purchase the business in 2010. Launching with the three already established clinics ā in Tauranga, Katikati and Te Puna ā the McDonnells expanded in 2015 by opening a clinic in PÄpÄmoa. Next February will see the doors open to their fifth clinic, situated in Mount Maunganui.
āThe beauty is that weāre a large organisation with a range of veterinarians who have a variety of specialty interests,ā David explains. āWe know clients are busy, so having locations throughout the Bay ensures no one has to travel too far for their animals to be seen.ā
David McDonnell
The team understands the importance of providing timely and accurate diagnosis to those they care for, as well as manageable and detailed treatment plans. Each clinic is therefore equipped to undertake ancillary tests, such as ultrasounds, x-rays, digital imaging, and in-house laboratory tests. Always looking for new ways to provide excellent service, the team has recently been able to offer a new and significant treatment to their feline friends.
āThe radioactive iodine treatment for geriatric cats suffering hyperthyroidism and tumours is a game-changer,ā David says. āWeāre excited to be able to provide this, as it was previously only available in Auckland.ā
Although companion animals constitute a large part of their clientele, the practices also cater to lifestyle animals such as alpacas, horses and goats, as well as commercial livestock. Davidās even been called upon to treat a wallaby or two!
As a privately family-owned business, David and the team are invested in the community and sponsor schools, community groups and individuals in various undertakings. Supporting events like the annual Mud Dog Run and offering free dental checks and nail clippings at PÄpÄmoaās Dinner in the Domain over summer enables them to connect with local pets and their people.
For David, one of the best parts of the job is journeying throughout lifeās stages with families and their four-legged loved ones. āSeeing them come in for the first time with their new addition, helping them learn to discipline them, administering vaccinations, and seeing them through to old age ā itās very special,ā he explains.
Committed to offering the best care available, Tauranga Veterinary Services voluntarily undertake the Best Practice Accreditation auditing process. Being awarded this, however, is only one side of the equation. David says, āThe other side is the attitude and effort, caring and empathy we offer daily.ā
A philosophy that will no doubt mean the world to those whose furry friends are their world.
Take a fresh look
If you need to unplug, and reboot over summer, then head to WhakatÄne, where some wild wonders and epic excursions await you.
If you need to unplug, and reboot over summer, then head to WhakatÄne, where some wild wonders and epic excursions await you.
Words Shiree Schumacher
Summer feels like itās been a long time coming and what better place to brighten the spirits than one of the countryās sunniest destinations, WhakatÄne. The certified suntrap also boasts an 11km stretch of golden shoreline at Åhope thatās been voted New Zealandās most loved beach. But thereās plenty more to do other than feel all that sand between your toes. Whether itās action and adventure or serenity for the soul youāre after, you can find it all around here. And for foodies, weāve picked some of the best places to relax and reflect on your dayās activities as you dine alfresco.
PLAY
Port Åhope Wharfside
Check out the pop-up activity hub across from Fishermanās Wharf. Enjoy the vista of the Ohiwa harbour upon a stand-up paddle board or cruise around on an e-bike or e-scooter (ages 11+) ā all for hire. Some wharf jumping will guarantee a cool down, and refreshments from one of the harbour-side food trucks are never far away.
Riverbugging
If adrenalin is your jam or youāre keen for a family-friendly adventure, take the kids (10 years+) for some riverbugging down the Rangitaiki awa. Youāll be kitted out to keep you safe as you all bob, wind and whitewater your way through pure nature, each upon your own cute ābuggyā.
MoutohorÄ
A short boat trip from WhakatÄne is the sanctuary that is MoutohorÄ (Whale Island). Vibrant birdsong greets you at this pest-free haven ā home to some of our most endangered wildlife. Learn about the flora and fauna as youāre guided through the regenerated native bush, take in magical views across to White Island, visit a fur seal colony enroute, and finish with a dip in the waters of OnepÅ« Bay, MoutohorÄās secluded beach where you can even dig your own geothermal spring pool.
West End
Åhope beachās West End has quite the reputation with surfers, yet it provides a safe, sheltered spot for swimming and kayaking, too. While you can count on catching waves here daily, they donāt break hard so surfie learners and experts alike will find their perfect possie along this stretch. Salt Spray Surf school offers lessons and surfboards for hire nearby.
Whirinaki Te Pua-a-TÄne Conservation Park.
About an hour and a quarter drive from WhakatÄne is one of the world's last prehistoric rainforests. Walk the track to the picturesque Waiatiu Falls and imagine the dinosaurs of Gondwana striding among the ancient towering kahikatea, tÅtara, matai and rimu. The park is valued as a taonga (treasure) containing the living children of TÄne Mahuta, the MÄori god of the forest. Local iwi (tribe) NgÄti Whare is the active kaitiaki (guardian) of the park working with the Department of Conservation (DOC) to protect the natural, historic and cultural resources for the benefit and well-being of future generations of Aotearoa and visitors.
EAT
Gibboās on the Wharf
Taste the freshness of their daily catch or grab one of the much-loved Gibbo burgers. If you just canāt decide, then try the seafood basket: fish and chips, a crabstick, mussels, squid rings and oysters ā and take away to the beach or settle into their wharf-side table to eat while itās piping hot.
Cadera Mexican Bar & Restaurant
Little says summer more than munching tapas by the sea under one of Caderaās yellow umbrellas. This sunny eatery at Åhope beach offers a wide menu including succulent tacos, smoky spare ribs and an array of vegetarian and gluten-free options. Happy hour is from 4 to 5pm daily so say salud to good times with a ruby raspberry margarita or raise a glass with friends over a bucket of chilled Corona.
Fishermanās Wharf CafĆ©
From the restaurantās open dining deck, watch the yachts gently bobbing under the golden sunset while you sip a fine wine. The menu is worth raving about ā and the desserts wonāt disappoint. For oyster lovers, the harvest fresh from the sea is a must, or try them tempura battered, nestled back into their shells. Sunday brunches are sometimes available, too.
Little Havana Bar & Restaurant
Spice things up with some Cuban vibes at Little Havana where theyāll happily accommodate large groups, for a fiesta. Join friends outside with a cool jug of sangria or try one of their international red vinos. The food is an ode to Cubaās Spanish, South American, French, African, Portuguese and Caribbean influences with a touch of familiar Kiwi fusion. From the fresh tarakihi tacos to the paella, the flavours will have your taste buds dancing the mambo.
The Craic
If youāre feeling the call of some Celtic revelry, take a pew outside the historic WhakatÄne Hotel at The Craic Irish pub. You can tap your toes to one of the live bands while enjoying the pub fare ā from good olā bangers and mash, to creamy carbonara, thereās a pleasing selection ā and many a cold brew to wash it down with.
Chefās sanctuary
Celebrity chefs bring a familiarity into our kitchens that makes them feel like a personal friend. Followers of MasterChef winner and author Chelsea Winter will not only recognise the face, but probably this kitchen ā one she considers an old friend yet is ready to leave, with her home up for sale.
Celebrity chefs bring a familiarity into our kitchens that makes them feel like a personal friend. Followers of MasterChef winner and author Chelsea Winter will not only recognise the face, but probably this kitchen ā one she considers an old friend yet is ready to leave, with her home up for sale.
Words Jo Ferris
Chelsea Winterās kitchen features in her book Supergood. Created and photographed in this idyllic country home, the book was a bestseller in 2020. If thatās not inspiration enough, spending time here certainly will.
Designed for a professional gourmet, the kitchen attracted Chelsea from the outset. Adapting it further to suit her style, the kitchen is certainly one of this homeās key features. Like any winning recipe, however, itās but one ingredient in a home and garden layered with enchanting tastes.
Nestled in a hidden lifestyle ribbon within Western Bay of Plenty, the property is on the fringe of Tauranga city. Exquisite scenery embraces picturesque countryside down to Mount Maunganui, where Mauao stands majestically as the main star. Itās a view Chelsea marvels at every day ā inspiration enough for any banquet.
The kitchen is the heart of this home. Its striking island is a drawcard ā edgy corner shelving, barstool seating and a clean, solid oak surface.
Either preparing meals or catching up over coffee or drinks, itās the centrepiece of a spacious kitchen that revolves around entertaining. Dual sink and work units either side with window views, a cookās stove and farmhouse appeal that caters for crowds.
āThereās literally a place for everything,ā says Chelsea. āThe skyās the limit, yet itās still somehow cosy and inviting.ā
That cosy invitation sums up the entire home. It exudes that country allure of graceful simplicity with a subtle nod to black-barn earthiness. Battened vaulted ceilings enhance the sense of space throughout. The white backdrop instils an ambience of fresh linen, while contrasting accents of aged wood grain, textured carpet and furnishings all nod to the heritage of country character. The timber effect of floor-to-ceiling tiling in both bathrooms is also outstanding. The rustic simplicity is punctuated beautifully by the chic finish of brass hardware and timber vanities. Itās a marriage of the old and new. Bespoke lighting also cleverly blends contemporary design with the natural charm of wicker.
Soft, floor-length drapes mix with plantation shutters to personalise rooms and add intimacy come nightfall. After dinner, thereās nothing like snuggling around the fire in the family setting. This focal point is yet
another nod to aged tradition, while polished concrete is a practical finish on the floating hearth.
Outdoor flow embraces scenery, gardens for the birds and animals. Fresh food and herbs to harvest, magical corners and friendly sheep that maintain the pasture behind and below. With four tank-fed water troughs, horses will also thrive here. Wandering up a gentle track on the conical hill, amid olive trees, views are elevated to embrace a 270-degree panorama of Western Bayās coastline ā breathtaking by day and glittering at night. To further complement this country lifestyle, a 130sqm shed offers brilliant workshop storage, with room for a gym and that ultimate barn bar.
After three years here with her partner and young children, adventure calls. While this home has been a haven in one of Taurangaās secret places, Chelsea is excited, if not a little sad to be leaving her kitchen.
āIt has been an utter dream. That beautiful solid oak island bench has been my home for the past few years. Itās like an old friend now. Iāll miss it a lot.ā
177C Crawford Road, Te Puna
Between water & sky
New Zealand windfoiling champion Veerle ten Have is a naturally talented sportswoman with a passion for bringing her sport to the mainstream.
New Zealand windfoiling champion Veerle ten Have is a naturally talented sportswoman with a passion for bringing her sport to the mainstream.
Words Nicky Adams / Photos Graeme Murray + supplied
Gliding above the water, moving at breakneck speeds, windfoiling seems unlike any other single-person water sport. According to former Youth Olympian and multi-award-winning New Zealand windfoiler Veerle ten Have, a windfoil is, in laymanās terms, āLike a small Americaās Cup boat, but for one person. Everything is scaled down, but everything foiling is the same and races the same, except thereās one person on the boat.ā
If youāre ahead of the curve and already follow the sport, youāll know that in 2020 windfoiling blew past windsurfing, and replaced it as an Olympic sport. This immediately elevated its currency from a leisure pursuit with an ever-growing fanbase to a sport that meant business.
Veerle is one of only two women in the team of six that represent New Zealand at windfoiling. At the tender age of 21, sheās quite the achiever, with a quiet maturity, easy manner, and lovely confidence, making her friendly but without a trace of arrogance. Veerle grew up in the Bay of Plenty, and despite time in Auckland and travelling for competitions, she still very much considers it home.
From the age of seven, Veerle was a keen equestrian, until at 14 her horse broke its pelvis; no longer able to ride, she looked around for other sporting options. She landed on windsurfing, which was the sport her brother, who was learning at the time, pestered her to join. I comment that she must get on well with her brother, to which Veerle laughs heartily. āWe do now ā we got on well when we were younger, but we also had to be better than one another!ā
As with most sporty families, Veerleās parents were very involved, facilitating trainings and supporting her endeavours. Veerle mentions that their role has never wavered, and their encouragement has been the backbone of her journey. Veerleās brother, however, decided windsurfing wasnāt for him, and moved on. Veerle kept at it.
You must have loved it, I observe. āNo, I absolutely hated it,ā she chuckles. So why did she continue? āWell, I enjoyed it at the beginning, and then after a while I thought ā this is stupid! Itās cold, itās on the water, itās wet, I go out after school when Iām tired and I just want to go home,ā Veerle recalls. āSo then I started not liking it, especially during the winter months. But I kept at it, because when I start something, I just have to keep going until Iām a bit better.ā
By this point, just as the less appealing aspects of windsurfing began tipping the balance and the temptation to quit was almost too great to resist, an opportunity presented itself in the form of a trip to the Junior World Championships in Sardinia. āI love travelling, so I was pretty excited,ā Veerle says. This trip proved a huge turning point for her. āAfter Iād done that, I thought, ooh, you can race these things, you can compete! And thatās what I love about the sport, the racing and competing, because Iām quite a competitive person.ā
Sticking with windsurfing for the next six years, Veerle continued to achieve. Then, while she was training to try to get into the Tokyo Olympics, a curveball came her way when a decision completely out of her control altered her whole life path. āIn 2020 when I was training in the Olympic class trying to get to Tokyo, they changed the Olympic class from windsurfing to windfoiling. So everyone in New Zealand and around the world was making the switch, and new people were coming into windfoiling. I wasnāt sure if I wanted to do it ā I didnāt know whether to keep doing sport or go to uni or get a job.ā
Despite Veerleās reservations, the sailing powers-that-be identified that she would be a brilliant windfoiler. āThey always pushing to get more girls in the water, but it wasnāt until I started foiling that we realised I was actually pretty decent at it ā more so than windsurfing, because foiling was better suited to my body type in the way you had to be a bit heavier and stronger. With foiling it was more about that than about being aerobically fit.ā
Windfoiling, it transpires, requires a very different type of strength and fitness. Unlike the more aerobic windsurfing, foiling needs a lot of explosive power. āI think itās important to be super strong all around ā legs, shoulders, arms,ā Veerle explains. āWith windsurfing itās not so much legs ā when youāre on a foil youāre trying to push the power up the foil with your legs, whereas on the surf youāre just on the water, which tends to be a lot more shoulders.ā
It turns out Veerle is not so hot on the cardio side of sports training. āSome people really enjoy going for a run or a road cycle or hopping on the ski erg. Thatās not me,ā she says. āI just like lifting heavy weights in the gym. Nowadays I really enjoy mountain biking, and I go for the occasional run, but having to do that as my main training off the water is not very enjoyable. Iām just not a cardio athlete.ā
Veerle in Lake Garda, Italy.
When she gets out on the water, however, the joy makes it more than worthwhile ā often likened to flying rather than sailing, the sensation of speeding above the waves is like no other. āThe cool thing is that youāre travelling at a high speed across the water and itās completely silent. Thereās no slapping of the board on the water or sails flapping next to you, sometimes a slight whistle from the foil through the water. But youāre looking down and going 40 kilometres an hour ā no noise ā which is so cool,ā Veerle says. āAnd especially if youāre out and itās maybe light winds, but youāre still foiling and travelling fast and youāre out there by yourself. Itās just... Wow.ā
The waterās not always flat, so how do you navigate those bigger swells? āItās a tiny little body movement. If you see a swell coming, you pull on your front foot a little to fly a bit higher, or you push down on your front foot a little bit to fly a bit lower, and youāre trying to just ride through the waves so that youāre consistently at the same level.ā
I wonder what Veerleās idea of the perfect environment would be. āEveryone enjoys something different, but for me it would be sunny, probably in the evening and maybe 10-12 knots, flat water or little waves and nice and hot. Those are great sporting conditions,ā she says.
Veerle says her favourite locations in New Zealand are Auckland Harbour by Rangitoto, Browns Island, and all along the bays. āBecause you have such varying conditions and thereās always other boats on the water that you can sail by. Youāve just got such a vast, wide ocean in front of you that you can just go wherever you like.ā
International sailing must be exciting, though? Veerle shrugs, saying, āOut of everywhere in the world, New Zealand is still my favourite place to sail. I also really enjoyed Hyeres in France, and Texas. Probably because I did well there [in competitions]. It was really hot and windy every day, even though the water was a bit brown, which wasnāt very nice!ā
Thus far, Veerleās career has been an exciting ride. Having been quoted as saying sheās addicted to the sport, I ask what it is that keeps her invested. āThe racing,ā she says without hesitation. āThe competitiveness about it ā itās an emotional rollercoaster; when you have a bad day, youāre really sad, and when you have a good day,
youāre really happy. Just being able to see getting closer to my goal with every competition keeps me driven.ā
What is Veerleās ultimate goal? āTo be able to say that I'm the best in the world at what I do.ā
āItās an emotional rollercoaster;
when you have a bad day, youāre really sad,
and when you have a good day, youāre really happy.ā
In a career that already boasts so many highlights, Iām curious what would be among the most memorable. āWinning a youth medal in Texas for windsurfing,ā Veerle says. āAlso, when we made our debut windfoiling overseas ā weād just been training over here in New Zealand in isolation because of COVID-19. Everyone else had done some competitions, but we had no idea where we stood within the rest of the world. So we were fizzing to race with other people. By the second race of the first regatta, I came first, and that was a highlight. Over that whole regatta, I ended up being in the top 10, which fully exceeded our expectations. Even to see our hard work was really going in the right direction was exciting, as it was still a new sport.ā
As with anything in life, there are always setbacks, and Veerle is her own harshest critic. āItās always disappointing when you have high expectations and you donāt meet them. Especially when youāre racing, your world becomes really small and all youāre thinking about is that competition. Everything else ā family, friends, study ā become irrelevant. So if you donāt meet those expectations, it literally feels like the end of the world⦠Iāve had moments in a regatta when I wonder if I was training for nothing. But then you step out of the bubble and get perspective.ā
Home away from home
If Taurangaās Redoubt Eatery isnāt already your local, get down there for some comfortable vibes, good conversation and signature Sticky Chicken.
If Taurangaās Redoubt Eatery isnāt already your local, get down there for some comfortable vibes, good conversation and signature Sticky Chicken.
Words Dan Collins | Photos Erin Cave
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name, and theyāre always glad you came. Those may be the lyrics to the theme tune of the old classic sitcom Cheers, but for Jacob Henderson, proprietor of Redoubt Eatery, theyāre words to live by. āRedoubt is your home away from home,ā he says when UNO pops in on a sunny Tauranga afternoon. āYou get greeted by name. You donāt have to try too hard or try and be cool. Itās that kind of place.ā
Situated about halfway down Taurangaās picturesque promenade of The Strand, itās that easygoing and down-to-earth attitude that typifies and differentiates the Redoubt experience. Itās welcoming and unpretentious. The kind of place that knows your name and what you drink, and gets them ready for you as you walk in.
āYou donāt have to study a wine list thatās got five sauv blancs, youāve just got the one,ā Jacob says by way of example. āItās good. Itās reliable. You feel safe and comfortable.ā Jacobās fresh perspective on what makes a place worth visiting could stem from the fact that heās new to the Tauranga scene and excited to be here. āWeāve got one Redoubt Eatery in Morrinsville and one in Matamata,ā he says. āWe wanted to see if what we do is good enough to work in the big city.ā
It may have only opened its doors in August but it certainly seems to be working. There are plenty of people coming through the doors and, most importantly to Jacob, an ever-growing number of regulars settling in and making Redoubt their local.
He describes the move into town as a happy accident. His cousin walked past one day earlier this year and saw that the previous establishment was for sale. He called Jacob, who immediately spotted the potential. āWe thought it was the best location, being on the corner here, and with that deck upstairs. Initially, we thought that deck might be a pain, but itās such a great area. Itās one of the few places along here where you can see out into the harbour.ā
Those gorgeous elevated harbour views are bound to make it a favourite for long summer lunches or post-work evening drinks. āJust about every second person is asking for a table up there. Weāre praying for that weather!ā he jokes.
With seating for 70 people, Redoubt should be able to accommodate most sun-chasers. But to be on the safe side, you can always book a table. In fact, Jacob says, the team are happy to accommodate wherever they can. Itās all part of making Redoubt Eatery feel like a second home. Itās a philosophy thatās come from Redoubt being a part of his family legacy.
āThe first Redoubt Eatery opened in 1999 in Te Awamutu. That was opened by my parents,ā he says. āIn 2002 my wife and I were overseas. My father rang and asked if I wanted to lease the pub. We said yes, came back and leased the pub for about two years while they went overseas.ā
When his parents returned, it was obvious there were now too many chefs in the kitchen, so Jacob and his wife started looking around. In 2006 they opened a Redoubt Eatery in Matamata. The original in Te Awamutu was sold around 2016 so is no longer part of the family. However, Matamata was going so well that they opened a Redoubt Eatery in Morrinsville in 2018.
āMorrinsville doesnāt have a huge amount of eateries,ā he says. āItās nice to go to a place where youāre needed and it was a great opportunity. You always like to think youāre pretty cool and that what you do would work everywhere. Morrinsville went really well. When we went from one to two, it didnāt feel like a huge strain. Weāve got a bit of confidence. Thatās why we got so excited about The Strand and thought, āWhat we do could work.āā
That said, some things have been tweaked for the Tauranga market. The decor and fit-out is fairly similar, with sports photos and memorabilia ā like an autographed Mike Tyson boxing glove and photos of famous local sports heroes ā decorating the walls, but the food and drinks menus have been given a slight makeover. Again, with the specific goal of making you feel relaxed.
āWe donāt want people to feel intimidated. We donāt want you to have pretend that you know what certain words mean you know,ā he laughs. āWe want it to be very Kiwi-themed and comfortable. Certainly good and certainly fresh and seasonal. That goes without saying. But I donāt want anyone to feel intimidated when youāre in here. People can pick up the bone and stuff like that.ā
He says they kept on some of the staff from the previous establishment, including the head chef Johnny, who presented his new owners with some ideas for the menu. āIt was really impressive. His food is bloody good,ā Jacob enthuses. āSo the menu is different from Matamata and Morrinsville, except for one dish.ā
This is Redoubt Eateryās secret weapon, their hit. The one thing he knew they had to serve. āItās called the Sticky Chicken. Itās our biggest seller in Matamata. Itās our biggest seller in Morrinsville and now itās our biggest seller in Tauranga,ā he grins as he talks about the chicken dish that comes drizzled in a ginger sauc and served on coconut rice. āItās comfort food. We canāt take it off. It just goes off. Itās one of the few dishes thatās on the lunch and dinner menu.ā
Again, the word ācomfortā comes up when Jacob talks about Redoubt. Itās something incredibly important to him, and it turns out thereās a very good reason why. āWhen I was 19, I was travelling the world and ended up in this town in West Cork, Ireland called Clonakilty. The first day I was there, I went into this pub and the guy behind the bar urged me to try a Murphys and introduced me to a couple of locals. About a week later I was still jobless, running out of money and it was raining. I was thinking my dreams of travelling the world were over. I walked back into the pub and Barry was behind the bar again. He went, āJacob! How are ya mate? Hereās your Murphys.āI just felt like I belonged, and he made me feel special. I thought, āThis is where I want to be.ā I stayed there for two years. It turned everything around. āThatās what we want to do. Itās so cool to walk in and have someone say, āGāday, Jake, hereās your drink.āā
Thatās the vibe Jacob wants to create. A home away from a home. A place where everybody knows your name and⦠Well, you get the idea. This philosophy of creating a community even extends to the photos lining the walls. āThe vast majority of the pictures on the wall are of Tauranga things, Tauranga heroes or Tauranga villains. Weāre always looking to grow that,ā he explains before giving an example.
āI was talking to a mate and his son won the New Zealand freestyle scooter award. Heās a kid, 15 years old, and does triple flips and stuff. Weāre gonna get his photo and put it up on the wall. Heāll sit next to Kane Williamson there ā who goes without introduction,ā he says pointing to a blank spot beside the Tauranga-raised Black Caps captain.
āThatās what makes a good local!ā Jacob exclaims. āWhat I want is for you to be able to sit here and go, āThatās my bloody neighbour on the wall!' Because then you feel like you belong there. Eventually, these walls will be covered. I want a photo of your second cousin who played hockey for New Zealand in 1985. People like that. I reckon thatās worthy of being on the wall.ā
Jacobās vision for Redoubt Eatery ā and, of course, its signature dish, the Sticky Chicken ā should ensure itās a hit. A relaxed place where you can go with your mates to catch up and chill out with a drink or two and grab something delicious to eat. If only there was a word for something like that. Turns out there is. āOne of the meanings of the word Redoubt is āa place of refuge or safe havenā,ā Jacob smiles. āSo I quite like that as well.ā
Get crafty
If your beer knowledge is a little cloudy, then Mount Brewing Coās head brewer Pawel Lewandowski is the perfect can-noisseur to clarify the common craft beer varieties.
If your beer knowledge is a little cloudy, then
Mount Brewing Coās head brewer Pawel Lewandowski is the perfect can-noisseur to clarify the common craft beer varieties.
Photo + Styling Roz McIntosh
XPA
Golden Hour Hazy XPA 4.7%
Hazy IPA is a unique bond created between malt, hops and yeast and like the name implies it has a cloudy appearance. Golden Hour ā Hazy XPA has lower than regular IPA alcohol content, much drier body yet a fruity, juicy hoppy hit (think passionfruit, green pineapple, lime with a touch of coconut) delivered by careful selection of American and New Zealand hops, malts and yeast.
APA
Mermaid's Mirth 6%
American pale ale replaces traditional English hops with modern bold, citrus, tropical, pine-like American varieties. APA continues to evolve as breweries experiment with different local ingredients. It's one of the most food-friendly beers that goes very well with meat and cheese. We brew our clean, crisp, medium-bodied Mermaid's Mirth only with American hops.
Pilsner
Mountie 5.2%
All pilsners are lagers, but not all lagers are pilsners. Pilsner is always bright in colour, should be more bitter and hoppy than lager yet smoother with more malt characteristics than IPA. Mountie is brewed with four different New Zealand hops, giving it a more grassy, citrusy and bitter flavour than lager, which makes this pilsner a more complex drinking experience.
NZ IPA
Sea Beast 6%
Indian Pale Ale originated in England for shipping to the British colonies in India in the 18th century. It was pale only compared to the usual darker brews of the day, quite hoppy and had a higher alcohol content (a great preservative for the long trip to India). A good example of a modern IPA is our Sea Beast. It's brewed using only Kiwi hops, giving it a gooseberry, citrusy, floral and piney flavour. It's bitter and balanced with arich malt character.
New England IPA
Crazy Hazy Daze 6.4%
A go-to for lovers of beer in its prime ā unfined and unfiltered. Our New England IPA, where bitterness
along with big hoppiness
is balanced with a fuller and rich body, is packed with Citra, Amarillo and Nelson Sauvin hops used only in the whirlpool and dry hop addition, bringing a mango, passionfruit, zesty-like flavour and aroma.
Lager
Relax it's only a lager 4%
This type of beer tends to be less hoppy than pilsner, easier to drink in bigger quantities and, like Relax, it should be clean, crisp and refreshing. A lager uses simpler ingredients so it's far more difficult to brew nice, clean lager that is free from off flavours ā because all the mistakes occurred during the brewing process are much harder to cover, which is why we use the best brewing equipment and processes.
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Diamond in the rough
Looking for a destination golf course where the views are as beautiful as the quality of the course? The revitalised Summerhill Estate golf course is worth the drive.
Looking for a destination golf course where the views are as beautiful as the quality of the course? The revitalised Summerhill Estate golf course is worth the drive.
Words: Dan Collins
It only takes 15 minutes to drive up to Summerhill Estate from PÄpÄmoa, but when you reach the edge of the vast golf course it feels as if you're a million miles from anywhere.
Driving through the gates, the wild grass transforms into long, rolling fairways, with a backdrop offering unobstructed views that stretch down along the coast as far as WhakatÄne and Mount Maunganui.
Away from the traffic and sounds of the city, the only noise is birdsong and the occasional bit of chatter from fellow golfers.
With its breathtaking views, the quality of the course and its peaceful solitude, itās hard to think of anywhere more ideal for a relaxing game of golf.
āPlaying here is an opportunity to experience somewhere that is a little bit special,ā Tonia Procter tells UNO. āThe incredible views also make it a great place to bring visitors to show off the area.ā
Owners Mark and Tonia Procter have owned the course since 2014. Back then it operated on an honesty box payment system, was a bit tired and was overdue for some attention. It was not unusual for a wayward sheep to be blocking the fairway. It was a far cry from what you see today.
Tonia admits that she and Mark were green when it came to golf. Even so, they could see the diamond glinting in the rough.
āWe thought, 'Well, this has got potential, let's give it a go,'ā Tonia says. āEven though it wasnāt exactly the plan to own a golf course!"
What they were looking for was a new home. They had sold their house on Tara Road before construction on the motorway began and wanted to build a home. They were after a bit of land and had been looking at lifestyle blocks. Although neither was interested in an orchard or spending their days fussing over kiwifruit. Tonia had her hairdressing salon, while Mark worked in the log export business, something he still does today.
āWe stumbled across the property after it had been on the market for some time," she says. "It didnāt look anything like this then and it probably looked like too big a project to take on.
āWe knew we had to learn a lot about golf and course management, and figure it out fairly quickly! Thankfully experience and advice was at hand with both Bay of Plenty and NZ Golf being very supportive, as well as other local courses, who were very helpful and patient with questions from a new owner. When you don't know the correct answers or solutions to something, you need to talk to someone who does know and not be afraid to ask for help."
The 9-hole course covers 26 hectares with three different course configurations. The New Zealand-affiliated course is not only situated in one of the most remarkable and scenic spots, but it also offers a challenge.
Its undulating fairways only provide two par threes to ease into. With the exception of two long par fives, the rest of the course is made up of par fours that will test your skills.
Despite not knowing much about golf, the pair had a very distinct vision for the course. āWe realised that if we spent energy improving the course itself ā the greens, the tees and the fairways (with guidance from their talented green keeper Steve Watson) ā then that would start to interest golfers," explains Tonia. "We are very fortunate to have Steve as our green keeper, he does an amazing job."
The pair also had a strong idea of how they wanted to operate. Perhaps it was their newness to the game that allowed them to see things differently.
āGolf can traditionally have an intimidating feel about it,ā Tonia says. āWe wanted to create an environment that was a high-quality destination for a golfer without all of the other formalities. We wanted to keep it inclusive and welcoming and not make people feel that itās an intimidating situation to come here and play.ā
To that end, youāre welcome to come up with the dog and take stroll through the walkways.āYou just need to be aware of golf balls,ā she smiles.
This welcoming philosophy is also behind other decisions. They keep a limited membership to allow more green fee-paying golfers, to keep the course open for anyone who would like a round.
āWeāre aware that people are time-poor and we want to be there for people who find they might suddenly have time one day. Then they can just pick up their clubs, give us a call to book and head to the hills.ā
There's also a nice spot to enjoy a coffee, glass of wine or a cold beer after your game. Thereās a bright and breezy outdoor pavilion beside the cafĆ© that basks in the sunlight and those amazing views. Itās also right beside the first tee so you can wave out to your mates turning up for their round while you enjoy your post-round drink and a hot meal.
Word is spreading about this hidden treasure up in the hills. It could very well be golfās best-kept secret. It may be a destination course but itās the quality of its fairway, greens and challenge that keeps people coming back.
Tonia is also passionate about welcoming new players to both the game and the course. They are running a new event over the summer to encourage more women to come and have a go.
āOn Tuesday evenings, we welcome ladies to play 5 at 5 ā a format where the girls have the opportunity to play five holes with other like-minded ladies, then enjoy a glass of wine at the pavilion after. On Wednesday nights we hold our Twilight competition where everyone is welcome.
"They can come in around 5pm, play five holes and then come back for a glass of wine. The course is open just for the girls on that night. They can simply have a go.ā
All of this sounds like it should cost the world. It should. But that would go against what Tonia and Mark are creating up on the hill. They want people to come and enjoy Summerhill, to enjoy playing on a quality golf course and not be constricted by the formalities of old or prohibitive cost.
āOur goal was to create a quality golf course with a welcoming feel without the traditional structure and formality that would usually be present,ā Tonia says. āWe never wanted to compromise on quality. Why shouldnāt all golfers get to play on a beautiful quality course and have it be relaxed at the same time?ā
And now, after eight years of living and breathing golf, the big question is, does Tonia now play golf herself?
āI am trying to play,ā she laughs. āI'm better now than when we started!ā
Hemp: the humble hero
Hemp has earned accolades over the millennia ā useful as far back as 10,000 BC in pottery, then in rope, paper and cloth. Today, itās being lauded as a star in the world of nutrition, wellbeing and sustainability.
Hemp has earned accolades over the millennia ā useful as far back as 10,000 BC in pottery, then in rope, paper and cloth. Today, itās being lauded as a star in the world of nutrition, wellbeing and sustainability.
Words Janet Hunt | Photos Jahl Marshall + supplied
Thereās a faint scent at the office Iām visiting today, like cut grass or freshly turned earth after the rain. When greeted by Nigel Hosking, the business manager of Hemp New Zealand, I ask if theyāre using something to cover the hemp smell.
The staff are confused for a moment and then one of them flips open a bottle of their hemp cold-pressed oil and pours a little on my hand to smell up close, and detect a slight nutty, sweet smell.
Hemp might be less famous than its closely related cannabis sativa cousin, marijuana, but itās coming out of the shadows as more and more countries realise the modern value of this natural resource. Growing to harvest in just over a hundred days, hemp can be sustainably processed into a vast range of products from textiles to building materials to cosmetics.
And moisturiser, as I discover when I rub the oil into my hands. I wonāt get even a whisper of a high as the active THC of hemp in New Zealand is extremely low, making the hemp oil produced here safe even for babies, but I do end up with soft skin as the oil sinks in immediately.
Farming hemp dates back to the start of human history, with spun hemp as one of our first textiles. Here in New Zealand weāre a little late with trial testing only started in 2001. Hemp New Zealand has been at the forefront of industrial hemp farming and processing here in the Bay of Plenty.
When hemp was licensed as a food product in New Zealand in 2018, they developed the traditional āhemp heartsā ā the soft, tiny centres of hemp seeds where the nutritional benefits are most concentrated ā further into cold-pressed oils and capsules to make it even easier to add hemp to your diet.
Hempās global market is over US$4 billion, and expected to grow another 17 percent each year as demand outstrips supply. With their deep commitment to sustainable production values, Hemp New Zealandās products are already being sought overseas but theyāre focusing on meeting local needs first because at their hemp heart, theyāre doing much more than pursuing profit.
āWe could import the hemp, but itās important to us that we grow it locally and know how itās grown ā by farmers who care, and spray-free,ā said Claire Edmonds, a Hemp New Zealand staff member. āFor us, this is a personal passion because weāve seen the nutritional impact hemp oil can have.ā
On the wall near her desk is a collage of customer feedback, with pride of place given to a customer who had struggled with arthritis. āWe love hearing back from our customers,ā Claire says. āHemp is really rich in omega 3, 6 and 9 oils and itās very helpful for joint mobility. We have older people taking it who have struggled with joint issues, and they are able to manage walks and activities like bowls again.ā
āWe donāt make some essential fatty acids we need, so getting them in your diet is crucial for brain, vision and joints,ā explains Hosking. āThereās a naturally occurring anti-inflammatory component too, which Iāve found an absolute game-changer for people with aching joints.ā
But how does it really taste, I want to know, and thatās when I give the oil a cautious sip. It reminds me of sesame oil in a way ā the same intense, warm, nutty flavour. Could I use it in a salad dressing, I ask, and immediately the team is trading recipes and tips.
āWe gave it to our baby daughter straight from the bottle,ā Nigel says. āShe couldnāt walk yet, but when she saw us take out the bottle, sheād flap her arms and bounce in excitement.ā
For Claire, who is vegan, hemp seeds are a quick way to add extremely high-quality protein to her meals. āIāll sprinkle some onto my porridge or add it to a smoothie blend. At 15g of protein a serving, itās a great boost, and it makes the smoothie super-creamy.ā
Hemp milk is another office favourite because itās easy to make at home with a blender, and some prefer to use it as a milk substitute alone. Fay, who is a keen home baker and develops the online recipes, whips out her phone to show me a batch of fluffy apple muffins made last weekend with hemp milk. āYou donāt need a lot,ā she explains. āA kilo of hemp hearts gives you 14 litres of milk, so itās handy to have in the cupboard.ā
The Hemp Farm Hemp Seed Oil comes in dark-glass bottles, which protect the oil for a longer shelf-life. Thereās a split in the team between those who also use the oil directly as a decadent body moisturiser and those who opt for their range of natural skincare products with hemp.
āItās one of the perks of working here ā getting to try out the new products!ā says Venita, who is the friendly voice on the phone when customers call.
Word-of-mouth from happy and healthier customers has led to partnerships like Hemp New Zealand hearts and cold-pressed oil featuring on the menus of local eateries like Tay Street CafƩ in Mount Maunganui.
As I try out a bliss ball made with little hemp hearts included, Iām already planning a chicken and roast-veg salad with hemp oil drizzled over for dinner, but if the flavour isnāt quite what you like, there are capsules instead.
With twice the protein of chia seeds, why isnāt hemp more widely known, I ask, puzzled. āPeople still think itās a by-product of marijuana, not a different plant,ā Claire laughs. āWeāve had to explain to some disappointed people that no, this wonāt give you a high.ā
WHAT MAKES HEMP A SUPERFOOD?
30% protein, one of the highest plant-based proteins available
8g of fibre per serving for gut health and balanced blood sugars Omega 3, 6 and 9 fatty acids for brain and heart health
Anti-inflammatory compounds for joint health
HOW CAN HEMP HELP ME?
Relieve aching joints
Essential amino acids to heal the gut
Post-exercise recovery
Strengthens hair and nails
Support for skin disorders like eczema and dry skin
WHY WE LOVE HEMP NEW ZEALAND
Vegan and vegetarian
Keto friendly
Environmentally friendly
Organic-certified facility
Made right here in the Bay of Plenty at Tauriko
Plant-based pleasers
Raglan local Emma Galloway shares some of her most popular recipes from her latest cookbook, Every Day.
Raglan local Emma Galloway shares some
of her most popular recipes from her latest cookbook, Every Day.
Words EMMA GALLOWAY
photos supplied
Emma Gallowayās website, My Darling Lemon Thyme, is responsible for introducing what were once alternative ingredients into many Kiwi homes. These gluten-free, vegan recipes from Every Day are so packed with delicious flavour and nutrition, they might even convince the most ardent meat eater to become flexitarian. From a spicy Vietnamese noodle dish and protein-packed burgers, to the flavourful Middle Eastern pilaf and chocolate-topped cheesecake bars, these recipes will cater to many requisites ā but mainly to great taste.
Tempeh + mushroom burgers with smashed avocado
These burger patties keep well in the fridge for a couple of days ā chill for at least 30 minutes before cooking because this helps keep them together. Store-bought gluten-free bread has come a long way and good gluten-free burger buns are now readily available.
Makes 4 | Gluten-free | Vegan
INGREDIENTS
1 tbsp olive oil
1 onion, finely diced
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
250g button mushrooms, trimmed and finely chopped
1 tsp fresh thyme leaves, finely chopped
1 tsp paprika
250g packet tempeh, roughly chopped
30g gluten-free breadcrumbs
Fine salt and freshly ground black pepper
Olive oil, to cook
4 gluten-free burger buns, sliced in half
1 large ripe avocado, smashed in a bowl with a little lemon juice, salt and pepper
Good-quality mayonnaise (vegan or regular), pesto, lettuce or microgreens, red onion, tomato relish and avocado, to serve
Method
Heat a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Add oil and onion and cook, stirring often, for 4ā5 minutes or until tender and golden. Add garlic, finely chopped mushroom and thyme and cook, stirring often, for a good 5ā8 minutes or more, until the mushrooms have released their juices and these have evaporated, so theyāre almost dry, tender and golden (this is important because you donāt want any excess moisture or your patties wonāt hold together). Add paprika and cook for a further 20ā30 seconds.
Transfer to a food processor, add tempeh and breadcrumbs and pulse until finely ground. Season with salt and pepper. Shape into 4 large patties, cover and chill for at least 30 minutes, or up to 2 days if preparing ahead of time.
If you donāt have a food processor, finely chop the tempeh, add onion mixture and breadcrumbs then, using your hands, scrunch everything together until it holds its shape. Heat a large saucepan over medium-high heat, add a splash of olive oil and cook the patties for 3ā4 minutes on each side, or until golden. Grill buns on the cut side until golden.
Spread a little mayonnaise and pesto onto the base of each burger bun, then add a patty, a few microgreens or lettuce, some onion slices or pickled red onions. Top with smashed avocado and spread a little relish on the cut side of the top bun and place over.
Note: The patties can be frozen for up to 3 months ā just defrost in the fridge overnight before using.
Black pepper tofu bĆŗn cha
BĆŗn cha is a grilled pork and noodle dish from Hanoi, Vietnam, served with piles of herbs and the famous nuoc mam cham dipping sauce made with fish sauce, lime/vinegar, sugar, chilli and garlic. Hereās a vegan take, with peppery tofu and a soy sauce-based version of nuoc mam cham, served with tasty sweet and sour Vietnamese pickles which you can make 4 to 5 days in advance and store in the fridge.
Serves 3ā4 | Gluten-free | Vegan
Ingredients
DRESSING
2 tbsp gluten-free soy sauce
2 tbsp brown/white rice vinegar
2 tbsp golden caster sugar
1 birdās eye chilli, finely chopped (de-seed for less heat)
1 clove garlic, finely chopped
BLACK PEPPER TOFU
Coconut or olive oil
300g packet firm tofu, cubed
2 tbsp gluten-free soy sauce
1 tbsp pure maple syrup or golden caster sugar
2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
Rice vermicelli, cooked according to packet instructions or soaked in boiling water for 10ā15 minutes, then drained
Baby cos lettuce, sliced
Cucumber + mint leaves to serve
Method
To make the dressing, combine dressing ingredients in a small jar and shake well.
To make the black pepper tofu, heat a large frying pan over medium-high heat, add a little oil and pan-fry tofu until golden on all sides. Reduce heat and add soy sauce, maple syrup and black pepper. Continue to cook, stirring often, until the sauce thickens and the tofu is golden and coated.
To serve, arrange rice vermicelli in bowls, top with black pepper tofu, arrange a handful of lettuce leaves, some sliced cucumber and mint leaves in each bowl and drizzle a little dressing over the top.
Carrot + daikon pickles
Ingredients
100ml boiling water
65g (ā cup) golden caster sugar
½ tsp fine salt
100ml brown/white rice vinegar
1 carrot, finely shredded (use a mandolin or finely slice with a knife)
1 cup finely shredded daikon (approx ¼ of a large daikon)
Method
To make the pickles, combine boiling water, sugar and salt in a bowl then stir until dissolved.
Add vinegar and set aside to cool completely, before adding the grated carrot and daikon.
Mix well and set aside for at least 30 minutes.
Tomato pilaf with black lentils and caramelised onion
This delicious and nutritious almost-one-pan-meal was inspired by Turkish tomato pilaf and Mujadara, a tasty combination of rice, lentils and onions found throughout the Middle East. This dish manages to extract every ounce of flavour from just a handful of simple ingredients. Use puy-style or brown lentils in place of black lentils, if you prefer.
Serves 4 | Gluten-free | Vegan
Ingredients
115g black (beluga) lentils, rinsed well
60ml olive oil
4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
250g vine or cherry tomatoes, finely chopped
340g white basmati rice, rinsed and drained well
750ml water
Coriander leaves, roughly chopped, to serve
Caramelised onions
2 tbsp olive oil
3 onions, finely sliced
Fine salt, to taste
Method
Place lentils into a small saucepan, cover with water and bring to the boil. Reduce heat and simmer for 15ā20 minutes, or until just tender. Drain and set aside.
Heat a large heavy-based frying pan over medium heat. Add oil and garlic and cook for 30 seconds, before adding chopped tomato. Cook, stirring often, for 3ā4 minutes, or until soft and juicy.
Add rice and stir then add water and a good pinch of salt. Bring to the boil, cover with a lid, reduce heat to low and cook for 15 minutes. Remove from the heat and set aside with the lid on for a further 10 minutes.
To make the caramelised onions, as soon as your rice is happily cooking away, heat oil in a large heavy-based frying pan over medium-high heat. Add onions and cook, stirring often, for 20ā25 minutes or until deeply golden, taking care in the final 5ā10 minutes to ensure the bottom doesnāt catch and burn. Season with salt. These can be prepared in advance and will store in a glass jar in the fridge for up to 3 days.
When the rice is cooked, remove the lid, stir through lentils, adjust seasoning if needed and serve topped with caramelised onions and chopped coriander.
Cardamom + dark chocolate ācheesecakeā bars
A great make-ahead dessert as it stores 4ā5 days in the fridge. Use freshly ground cardamom seeds for fuller flavour but cardamom spice works fine, too. Start this recipe the night before to soak the cashews. Tip: Cashew pieces are cheaper than whole ones and give the same result.
Makes 12ā14 slices | Gluten-free | Vegan
Ingredients
Base
240g dried pitted dates, roughly chopped
100g raw almonds
1 tbsp virgin coconut oil, melted
Filling
375g raw cashew nuts, soaked overnight in cold water and drained well
185ml virgin coconut oil, melted
125ml freshly squeezed lemon juice
125ml pure maple syrup
2 tsp vanilla extract
¼ tsp fine salt
2 tsp ground cardamom
Chocolate topping
85g dairy-free dark chocolate, roughly chopped
60ml coconut milk
2 tbsp pure maple/brown rice syrup
Method
Soak the cashews overnight.
To make the cheesecake base, line a 28cm x 18cm slice tin with baking paper, overlapping the sides by 2cm. Put the pitted dates, almonds and melted coconut oil into a food processor and pulse until finely ground. Press the mixture into the tin, using the back of a spoon to pack it in firmly.
To make the filling, place all the filling ingredients into a high-powered blender and blend on high until smooth. If you donāt have a high-powered blender, finely grind the cardamom seeds in a mortar and pestle first, before adding to the blender. Pour the mixture over the base and smooth the top. Allow to set in the fridge for at least 6 hours or preferably overnight.
To make the chocolate topping, place the dark chocolate into a small heatproof bowl set over a saucepan of boiling water, making sure the water doesnāt touch the bottom of the bowl. Add the coconut milk and the maple/brown rice syrup and heat gently until melted. If it starts to look a little split (this can happen because of the coconut milk), whisk to bring it back together into a smooth sauce. When just melted, remove from the heat and set aside to cool slightly, before spreading over the cheesecake. Return to the fridge until set. Once set, slice into 12ā14 bars, using a sharp knife warmed under running hot water.
Style Status
Wardrobe staples to see you through spring and beyond.
Wardrobe staples to see you through spring and beyond.
Words Nicky Adams
Everything Essential ā A Spring Checklist
It may be hard to believe, but the most on-trend spring/summer essential for 2022 is the humble white tank top. The perfect combination of staple cum fashion set favourite, whether as a foundation piece with jeans or
as a tool to make a sleeker bottom feel more casual, the tank fits with the quality basics and timeless piece aesthetic that is strong for spring. If youāre looking to zhoosh your look up a little then a halter neck top can be a striking aesthetic and comes in many variants, both the runways and the shops are full of crisscross and ornate loop details. To change the mood up from spring florals try gingham ā itās fresh, timeless and the ultimate transitional print.
However exciting it feels to be shedding those extra layers, a jacket is still a must-have. The bomber jacket is well and truly back: when Rhianna and Hailey Bieber are both wearing it you know itās officially a thing ā wear it slouchy and oversized. Get ahead of the game with a cropped blazer; a change of pace from all the large-fit jackets that are in vogue, cropped is a look that will be in full force by Autumn. Meanwhile the love/love relationship with the biker jacket continues. Coming in a spectrum of styles from form fitting to funky to oversized, this is another item that transcends age and figure type and looks pretty blooming good on everyone.
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The Future Is Bright
This spring itās time to trade in the traditional tan two-piece. While weāve seen a prevalence of pink suits coming through strongly, as the season progresses there will be a rainbow of options. Bright colours are one of the biggest trends, and if youāre not feeling overly confident with this degree of high impact then pops of colour with jumpers or bags can still make a bold statement. Workwear takes on a whole new hue with these saturated colours; add this to the oversized silhouette (throw in a padded shoulder jacket), and we have another 80s throwback look. However, if the suit is well tailored the wide legs will balance the look and bring in more of a Katharine Hepburn feel.
Night Follows Day
Giving off the Grecian vibe, a dramatic look for this season is draping, where beautiful fabrics waterfall across the body, in pleats and ruching. This style is not only incredibly flattering but also elegant in the extreme. While itās the perfect evening look, it can work well for daytime if created from the right fabric. A mini-skirt has been lauded as the seasonal must-have, however a maxi style is equally on point, and so much easier and more practical to wear. The long tube design fits with the Y2K revival and is surprisingly versatile ā itās also a magnificent way to hide any pale pre-summer legs. Fabrics with movement and a bit of stretch suit this style best, whether fine knits or jerseys, the feel is fluid. Accessorise with this seasonās hot material, a raffia bag, and achieve a casual but elegant spring feel.
Kaimoana kindness
Sustainably farmed local mussels and oysters are not only delicious, theyāre eco-friendly too.
Sustainably farmed local mussels and oysters are not only delicious, theyāre eco-friendly too.
New Zealand shellfish is some of the best in the world. Relaxing on the beach with a good old mussel fritter has to be the quintessential Kiwi summer experience. But thereās more to its goodness than the taste; shellfish farmed in Aotearoa has now been proven to be extra kind to our environment too.
An in-depth look into New Zealand-farmed shellfish found it has among the lowest carbon footprint of any animal protein, with mussels similar to that of plant-based favourite tofu. Which means that while most plant-based proteins are perfect for low-impact eating, those of us not totally ready for the vegetarian life can enjoy shellfish guilt free.
The sustainability team at thinkstep-anz analysed the life cycle of farmed mussels and oysters and found that these delicious morsels are playing ball when it comes to being eco-friendly. Not only do they have a low carbon footprint, but their farming also helps the environment in myriad ways.
Mussels and oysters are filter feeders, so they get all their nutrients from the water while purifying
it around them. Mussel and oyster farms also act as reefs as they follow longlines below the water, meaning sea life and marine life are given additional habitat, food and roosting hotspots.
TV food personality Ganesh Raj recently set out on an adventure around the country for the Best Foods Foodie Roadie and discovered the special growers, farmers and producers around Aotearoa.
Visiting James Marine Mussels in the Coromandel, to barge green-lipped mussels, Ganesh was blown away by the thoughtful process behind farming these tasty morsels. Kicking off at the crack of dawn, trailing along the clear waters, and finding fresh and plentiful kaimoana proved to be not such a bad day at the office!
Closer to home, in the Eastern Bay of Plenty, the mussels from WhakatÅhea Mussel Farm are as extraordinary as their homeland. Off the coastline of ÅpÅtiki, the farm is located under crystal clear blue waters.
WhakatÅhea Mussel Farm is a testament to the people of Bay of Plenty. The local iwi envisioned a mussel farm would drum up employment and income for whanau and the local community, and now theyāre living the dream.
Eating local is a great way to support our producers and keep production cycles and sustainability practices in check. Check out the rest of the Best Foods Foodie Roadie for more epic spots around Aotearoa with fresh flavours and Ganesh Rajās recipes to match.
Hint: The mussel fritters with sweet chilli mayo are moreish in the best way!
Breaking bread
Nourishing the community is whatās on the menu at this delightful cafĆ©.
Nourishing the community is whatās on the menu at this delightful cafĆ©.
WORDS Hayley Barnett
Thereās something very charming and unpretentious about Victor Haupt, manager of The Atrium. But if youāve ever visited this Otumoetai cafĆ©, itās exactly what youād expect of the person who runs it.
Aside from the fact this little gem is found inside a church, and despite having a loyal following whose main customer base visits religiously, thereās really nothing religious about this cafĆ© at all.
āWhen the church came to me and asked if I could run a cafĆ© on site I said, āSure, but if you want a community cafĆ©, there will be no crosses on the wall, no Bibles on the table. Itās a community cafĆ©ā,ā says Victor.
Taking on the challenge, Victor and wife Ruth (who are both long-time members of C3 City Church) opened The Atrium four years ago, and Victor says it still surprises newcomers.
āPeople say to me all the time they canāt believe itās a church cafĆ©,ā he laughs. āBut when I ask what they were expecting, no one can really tell me.ā
Itās the focus on quality that draws people in. Starting out with only Victor and two staff members, they baked most of the food themselves. Just a year in, Victor discovered head chef Matt Anderson, who now changes up the menu regularly, to keep it fresh. And fresh it is. From the hearty Thai Beef Brioche Bun, to the Classic Benedict, the menu is designed to suit a variety of tastes. And, given that the 140-seat cafe is almost always packed out, Monday to Friday, it seems you really can please everyone.
Ever humble, Victor says the cafĆ©ās success is largely down to his staff.
āI had minimal experience in the hospitality industry,ā says Victor, who ran a cafĆ© for two years in South Africa before moving here 15 years ago with Ruth and their four kids. āThe only feather in my cap is that I employ good people. Iāve got my assistant manager, Hannah, who has loads of experience, and Matt, who we stumbled upon.ā
A year after opening a woman who happened to manage a cafĆ© at the Mount dropped by. She told Victor sheād driven past several times and swore sheād never go in. But, as fate would have it, she was forced to break the promise for a school function and it became her local within a week.
āI told her I wanted a chef and she said, āHave I got the person for you!ā,ā explains Victor. āIt was Matt and heās turned out to be really great. Between him and Hannah, they make me look very good.ā
One thing the cafƩ has retained from the church is its ethos of giving back. One Saturday every month they host a free dinner for families doing it tough. There are plenty of them these days, says Victor.
āItās hard out there for a lot of people at the moment. We just want to make a difference somehow, in some small way. We want to be known as a cafĆ© that gives great service and great food, and if we can give back in any other way, weāll do that, too.ā
The Atrium is open Monday to Friday 7am to 3pm and offers conference facilities for hire.
In the mix
Editor Hayley Barnett shares her not-so-secret obsession with a truly high-tech kitchen gadget.
Editor Hayley Barnett shares her not-so-secret obsession with a truly high-tech kitchen gadget.
Five years ago, I was working alongside a group of well-known food writers who worked for a well-known food magazine, when the topic of a very unknown (to me, anyway) product arose in conversation. These next-level foodies were obsessed with something called a Thermomix, something that looked a lot like a fancy blender.
āItās a computer that cooks,ā was the first comment that caught my attention. But the clincher - āand there are 77,000 recipes to choose fromā - really piqued my interest.
I was pregnant with my second child at the time and whenever this German machine was mentioned I became more and more intrigued. It seemed to do everything I couldnāt ā cook food without burning it (more my first childās fault than mine, of course), give me inspiration when my brain had given up, knead dough to a perfect consistency, make amazing gourmet meals mess-free, provide my precious oat milk and mill rice into flour, and replace every single one of my clunky appliances taking up valuable space in my kitchen.
However, getting my hands on one proved a bit trickier than expected. You canāt just pop down to the mall and buy one. In order to purchase a Thermomix, you need to book a consultant to show you how to use it, which makes sense, considering it has 20 different functions.
You know how I said itās a computer that cooks? Well, it hooks up to your WiFi and then you simply browse recipes using the touchscreen. From there, you follow step-by-step instructions (the machine weighs everything as you pour ingredients in), then press ācookā and walk away. It steams, sautĆ©s, cooks, chops, purĆ©es, poaches ā everything but bake, though the steam function makes up for this; Iāve made many a cake and even steamed a whole chicken. Iāve also impressed friends with my exotic cocktails. But, most impressive is that you can create weekly meal plans and send all the ingredients straight to Countdown from your machine or app. Basically, it takes the dog work out of cooking.
My consultant, a lovely lady named Jill, suggested I get a couple of friends together, to show them how it works. āThe last thing I need is another appliance,ā said one friend, rolling her eyes. āItās a cult,ā said another. āAll those machines do is make soup.ā
Choosing to listen to the magazine foodies instead of my non-kitchen whizz friends, I booked a session and enjoyed the three-course demo with my family. Getting it over the line with my penny-pinching partner proved a cinch after Jill whipped up some Brazilian cheese puffs followed by a delicious mushroom risotto and sorbet for dessert. And so began my journey into the world of Thermomix.
I became obsessed. I would bring up my Thermomix in conversation with anyone who cared to listen, and even with those who didnāt. I wanted everyone to know how much easier their lives could be with this amazing āJetsonā machine that is surely going to take over the world.
āWow, youāre quite the salesperson,ā smirked a new co-worker, not realising that I am very much not a salesperson. Iām brutally and awkwardly honest, even when my life depends on it.
After five years of near-daily use, I decided to upgrade to the newest model, the TM6, and Iām raving about it more than ever.
I recently caught up with one of those naysayer friends and mentioned I had upgraded. āYou must really love soup,ā she replied.
This perhaps proves my selling skills arenāt quite up to scratch, but you just canāt help some people.
I'm sharpening those selling skills with my own Thermie business! Click here to purchase or follow me on Instagram: @myhealthythermie
Pearl of the Bay
Good food, good coffee and good vibes are top priorities for the new owners of Papamoaās award-winning Pearl Kitchen.
Good food, good coffee and good vibes are top priorities for
the new owners of PÄpÄmoaās award-winning Pearl Kitchen.
Words Monique Balvert-OāConnor Photos Rachel Hadfield
Nestled in the heart of Coast Boulevard in PÄpÄmoa Beach, Pearl Kitchen has become an iconic spot, with an amazing team behind it.
A relaxed place, with an ethos centred on delivering ābanging coffee, delicious food and vibrant staffā, it's the perfect place to enjoy hearty food packed with ingredients by local growers and suppliers. And itās also a āgo toā on Friday night, offering drinks, tapas and gourmet pizza, to unwind after the working week.
How good does all that sound? It gets better. Pearl Kitchen is the winner of the most recent Bay Hospitality Awardsā Outstanding CafĆ© accolade.
To its many loyal followers, the award was no surprise. Just ask one customer who travels from WhakatÄne and back specifically for breakfast Pearl Kitchen style. And, in the words of a local: āGorgeous and well thought out design and layout, fabulous service, delicious and interesting food, perfect coffee, atmosphere, and diet choice sensitivity from staff.ā
It's little wonder that Chanel and Justin Rawiri are immensely proud to now own this winning eatery. Theyāre quick to assure little will be changing, although, of course, a seasonally appropriate menu will be introduced in late October (with the old faves remaining).
āWe couldnāt be more excited to join such a talented team and amazing community,ā Justin says.
āThe key message from us is that we fell in love with Pearl Kitchen just the way it is, so arenāt planning to make any significant changes. It will be the same great team, relaxing vibe, scrumptious food and delicious coffee."
The whole team remains, led by Nigel Reid and Kirsty Moore. Along with key staff David Stuart and Tanesha Horsburgh, all were instrumental in the cafĆ©ās award-winning success, and are celebrated members of the Pearl Kitchen team with serious credentials, Justin praises.
Chef Nigel Reid started his career as protĆ©gĆ© of top New Zealand chef Simon Gault. After a seven-year stint overseas, Nigel returned to become Simon's right-hand man as group head chef for the Nourish Group. Cooking in London for a group of restaurants (under the Cubitt House umbrella), he had the opportunity to serve some of the world's elite and even some royals. Back in New Zealand heās played an integral part in setting up top eateries. He includes Pearl Kitchen on that list.
Nigel, who loves people who love food, can be found front and centre in Pearl's open kitchen warmly welcoming its patrons each day. His recipes are inspired by travel, family and the seasons.
āCreating and leading with passion, I share my own brand of honest and exciting cookery,ā he says.
Front-of-house manager Kirsty Moore hails from Edinburgh, Scotland. Armed with a degree in History of Art and Design and a Masterās degree in marketing, she arrived in New Zealand six years ago seeking a complete lifestyle change after working as a marketing manager. Queenstown beckoned and she managed Mrs Ferg (part of the famous Fergburger empire) there. Tauranga has been home for two years. Thereās much to love about working at Pearl Kitchen, she says, such as the great work-life balance, family culture, love for customers, fun environment and delicious food.
David Stuart also hails from Edinburgh and happens to be engaged to Kirsty. David studied Culinary Arts and Food Preparation and worked as a chef in Vietnam, then in Melbourne, and also at an award-winning cocktail bar (with a focus on small bites) in Edinburgh. Add to that five years clocked up as head chef of a Mexican restaurant in Queenstown, before moving to Pearl Kitchen as sous chef. His experience and knowledge of Asian-style dishes influences Pearl Kitchenās much-enjoyed Friday night tapas menu.
Rosario Ross Murro identified his passion for pizza at an early age ā he began work as a pizza chef at 14! From Puglia, Italy (a region known for its great food and beaches), Rosario makes a true Italian-style pizza with hand-stretched sourdough and fresh ingredients, cooked in Pearl Kitchenās wood-fired oven. He has been in New Zealand for four years, working in Melbourne beforehand.
Love a good cocktail? If yes, then chances are you may already know of Tanesha Horsburgh. This PÄpÄmoa local studied Food and Beverage Hotel Management before finding her niche in hospitality. She moved from Auckland to help open Pearl Kitchen, where she now looks after the bar and drinks menu. Her Friday night cocktail specials are a highlight of the week for many customers.
As for new owners, Chanel and Justin, theyāre proud to have such an excellent team of 17, and excited to be part of the greater Pearl Kitchen community. The couple moved from Auckland with their young apprentices ā Charlotte (4) and Georgia (2.5) ā to a region that was already familiar. Justin grew up in Tauranga, and both have family here.
āWe are both foodies and we bought Pearl Kitchen because we love it," says Chanel. "We look forward
to becoming part of such a great community."
Pearl Kitchen, 20 Coast Boulevard
Open: Saturday ā Thursday 8amā2pm
Friday 8amā8pm (Happy Hour 4pm-6pm)
Insta: pearlcafecoast
Hook, line and⦠stinker
The Hits weekday host Lauren Mabbett reveals the realities of single life in the Bay, and offers up a nifty hack for getting around the pram brigade on Mauao.
The Hits weekday host Lauren Mabbett reveals the realities of single life in the Bay, and offers up a nifty hack for getting around the pram brigade on Mauao.
When I was a kid I thought by the time I was 25 I'd be a lawyer, own a house and be married with two children. I'm now 37, have none of those things, and still pretend my broccoli is a tree.
Yes, I've moved back to the Bay of Plenty for an awesome job, but alas, it is not the place to find a lad.
The majority of people in Tauranga seem to have moved here after getting all the singleness out of their system in other cities, and have now settled down to buy an overpriced house with their respective other.
Even though I know this, there'll still be the odd evening where I have a moment of weakness and open up Tinder to see what's out there. You know that feeling when you think you really want KFC but remember last time you ate it you hated yourself afterwards but you do it again anyway? That's me with Tinder.
I begin scrolling and feel any hope that was left inside me start fading. Guy with a fish. Oh, there's another one. More fish. Why so many fish? Guy holding a dead deer and a rifle. Another fish. Guy holding a fish in one hand and antlers in the other. Oh God, I feel like I've just eaten an entire Family Feast. Close the app.
It's incredibly hard to meet people nowadays; even though we are surrounded by them. How do you meet anyone? Gone are the days when you could walk up to someone in a bar and start a conversation (both social media and Covid are to blame for this). We now do pretty much everything, including meeting people, through our phones.
āāYou know that feeling when you think you really want KFC but remember last time you ate it you hated yourself afterwards but you do it again anyway? Thatās me with Tinder.āā
Last week I was at the Crown and Badger with a friend, and a guy tapped me on the shoulder. He was a pretty good-looking guy, about my age, and I thought "Wow! Here we go! This is it! Someone has the balls to approach another person in a bar!" He smiled and said, "Excuse me, you are sitting on my jacket."
Look, meeting a guy isn't the be all and end all of living in the Bay of Plenty. I'm loving the opportunity to be back where I grew up and indulge in our gorgeous part of Aotearoa. We've got some pretty cool spots here in the Bay, once you finally arrive at them after weaving your way through road cones and stop/go operations.
But seriously, we are a destination and I do feel lucky to live here. As cliche as it sounds, one of my favourite places would have to be the Mount on a sunny day; although I've had to come up with a wee hack for walking around the bottom of Mauao. It's not the widest track and many times I've been caught behind a gaggle of mums and their prams who take up the entire path. It's fine if you're coming from the opposite direction ā they'll see you and move out of the way. But if you come up behind them you'll end up awkwardly waiting for an opportunity to pass. Unless you're a runner! They can hear runners because of the gravel. So here's my hack ā I'll pick up a jog just before I get to them. It works, they'll hear you and move, although the only problem with this, especially if you're incredibly unfit like me, is you then have to keep running until you're out of sight, otherwise you just look like a weirdo who picked up a run just to get past them.
Did I mention overthinking everyday awkward social interactions could be the reason I'm still single?
Cool conscience
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Going the distance
Itās mind over body for editor Hayley Barnett as she trains for her first marathon.
Itās mind over body for editor Hayley Barnett as she trains for her first marathon.
Long-distance running has always intrigued me ā the psychology of it, and the idea that any approach you take to training is a metaphoric representation of life in general. Yes, that sounds cheesy, but I have no other way of describing it.
The old saying that the mind is more powerful than the body is never more apparent than when youāre 18km into a trail run, drips of sweat and mud (and sometimes tears) running down your face, and youāre convincing yourself that you're about to keel over and die.
Itās incredible how much more energy your body has left in the tank when your mind has long since given up. But you only learn that when you stop listening to it. And, as we all know, thatās the hard part, not only in running but in life.
Of course, a helping hand to push you along can be extremely advantageous in all areas, but none more so than exercise, especially in the depths of winter.
Since I signed up at ClubFit Baywave a few months back, Iāve been busy building my strength. When I signed up for a marathon at the same time (somewhat ambitiously), the team put me on to one of their go-to athletic gurus, Diarmuid (Dee) OāDwyer, who came up with a plan to supplement my running training. Dee is specialist strength and conditioning trainer who also works at the Adams Centre For High Performance. He put together a plan to target the muscles needed to succeed in ā read finish ā a marathon without injuring myself or being unable to walk for a week. These were my two main goals also, so we were already on the same page. He also drew up an outdoor running plan, to get me up and running (sorry) from my current five kilometres to 21km, with the intention of reviewing the plan once I hit that mark.
Deeās program was quite the step up from my beginner-level weight training. I worried it might be a bad sign that I was unable to walk for a week after my first gym session on his plan, but he assured me this was completely normal. I was targeting muscles that had probably never been targeted before. Though he did suggest doing a few less reps and taking longer breaks between exercises.
To say that this plan twice a week, together with my running sessions three times per week, set me up for success is an understatement. I recently completed the Shoe Science Tauranga Half Marathon, still alive, far exceeding my expectations. Iām not sure I could have got there in these freezing cold mornings without Deeās help, or the help of my original ClubFit trainer, Kiriwai.
During my weight training with Kiriwai a few months back, one thing she said stuck with me. She said, āIt all comes down to discipline. I know youāre a mum, I know you have a busy job, I know itās hard to find the time. But too bad. Get on with it.ā
Sounds harsh, but the tough love approach exists for a reason. Sometimes you just need to hear it from someone else.
Bring on the full marathon in 2023!
Baby on board
Columnist Will Johnston is in awe of the mysteries of pregnancy ā but glad heās not the one gestating.
Columnist Will Johnston is in awe of the mysteries of pregnancy
ā but glad heās not the one gestating.
You know what itās taken me almost 40 years to realise? Men would be terrible at
being pregnant.
My wife, Tiffany, is due to give birth to our first baby in the next few weeks. Literally at every point of the pregnancy my mind has wandered to how I would handle the situation she is currently in. As Tiff would say, āOh, so, weāre making me growing a human about you again, are we?!ā
Yes. Yes, we are. Sort of. Letās go through it from the start, shall we?
At six weeks pregnant, she was full noise, suffering from what I have come to learn is an inaccurately named ailment called āmorning sicknessā. They should just call it āday sicknessā, because thatās how long it lasts. All freakān day! There were voms from 3am to 11pm.
You know whatās less fun than morning sickness? Morning sickness when youāve got COVID-19!
Yup, Tiffany caught COVID-19 at seven weeks pregnant. That developed into a bit of long Covid mixed with a foetus draining all the remaining nutrients from her body (pregnancy, itās sooo glamourous). We ended up in hospital after she spent 48 hours hugging a toilet. Pay the nurses more! They were amazing at Tauranga Hospital. It wasnāt until week 23 or 24 when she finally stopped heaving at least two times a day feeling like youāre hungover with a tummy bug.
Now, can you imagine the cries of despair and notions of travesty that would spout from the mouth of a man if he had to handle even a week of this torture?! Remember the last time a male in your life got man-flu?! We are really not set up for it.
We all know a guy with a beer gut, right? Letās talk about growth of stomach area. When one is working on a "keg" rather than a "six-pack" in the abdominal department it is usually years of relentless hand-to-mouth work, walking a meticulous line of over-indulging and exercise avoidance. Sometimes decades worth.
Can you imagine going from six pack to phenomenal mid-section bloom and increasing in weight by about 12kg in five months? And alongside that all of your organs are getting pushed around and your stomach is shrinking at an alarming rate as said organs mush it towards your oesophagus. Whatās more, you canāt even drink anything fun to get the beer gut fully formed! Just imagine a male tradie on the building site at the end of a hard week on the tools. But imagine him eight months pregnant and not able to enjoy a beer with the boys. And do you trust him not to have that beer?!
Donāt even get me started with will power. Tiffās had what I like to call "snout cravings". Not so much in the
eating department, more in the smell craving department. She has sniffed a lot of red wine and coffee during this pregnancy ā two things pre-preggers Tiff never touched.
Speaking of K9 nostrils, as she walked in the front door the other day, she declared: āSomething is off in the
fridge, get rid of it now!ā Then exited the premises. Can you imagine a man off his food? The hardship!
I think all men know a guy in their group who has a weak bladder; on a road trip they have to stop five times between Tauranga and Auckland (the beer gut isnāt helping). But at least they donāt have a tiny human who sporadically throughout the day kicks them swiftly in their already slightly baby-crushed bladder ā usually at the most inappropriate time.
Finally, tie all of the above together, chuck in reflux, increasing water weight throughout the day, pain in multiple different joints and muscles due to the rapid change in weight and size, significant hormone changes, shortness of breath because your lungs/diaphragm are literally getting pushed up by your organs, rubbish sleep and low iron/energy levels⦠Then go to work and not complain 24/7 about it all.
I kicked the foot of the bed the other day. It took me two days to stop limping and telling people about how sore my toe was. Men are 100 percent the fairer sex.
The trick is knowing this. I am happy in my current wheelhouse containing phrases such as: āWhat can I make you for dinner?ā āWould you like a back/foot rub?ā āCan I help you up/down/sideways?ā āCan I run you a warm bath and roll you in the shallows as you make faint whale noises?ā
Ok, well maybe not that last one!
Iām a lucky man. Lucky to have a baby on the way with the woman I love. And, lucky Iām not the pregnant one!
@radiowill