Verity Johnson — First Time in The Mount

Verity Johnson — First Time in The Mount

Recently, I visited The Mount for the first time. I’d never been, unlike every other young person in New Zealand, who spent every new year there in an RTD-fuelled haze of happiness. (My parents had always ‘accidentally’ scheduled the family holiday so we...
Verity Johnson

Verity Johnson

View more photos Meets a lot of liars, fakes and wannabes in her job. Because I meet a lot of people, the chance of meeting idiots is much higher. It makes it very easy to lose faith in humanity. I’ve just finished a job where every day someone emailed in to tell us...
Verity Johnson’s Holiday

Verity Johnson’s Holiday

View more photos I’ve never had a beach holiday. I’ve heard about them, I’ve read about them, I’ve dreamed about them, but I’ve never had the proper Kiwi, beach-and-bleachedhair summer holiday where everything is covered in salt and sunscreen. This is largely...
Verity Johnson — Traffic Jammer

Verity Johnson — Traffic Jammer

Verity Johnson is a writer, sometime comedian, presenter on the Paul Henry Show and big hair enthusiast. I realised I was going to die. I could see the headlines now. “Girl resembling sweaty potato found impaled on stupid plastic flower in...

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